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	George W. Bush
	"Brie and cheese." - Taunting a reporter who recently spent time on the West Coast, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2001

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	Dan Quayle-(extending his had during a campaign stop at Hardee's): "I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?" Woman: "I'm your Secret Service agent."

	Snapple Facts
	#68 The longest one syllabled word is "screeched".

	Yo Mama ...
	is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

	One Liners
	Q. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A. Polaroids

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Two Years Ago
	Modern Times Samson And Delilah Well, at least that's the way I see it ... 05.12.2006 Personal Growth The heck with all psycho babble. I disagree with her ... 05.11.2006 Bush Visits India Yes I still stand behind him, but like my son said ... 05.10.2006 Ozark Boycott Long live moonshine & the Missouri Mule ... 05.09.2006

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	Always postpone meetings with time wasting morons

	Goofball Facts
	The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.