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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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tjshere
(01.03.2007 9:00:41 AM EST)
Why does that guy carry mice around with him?
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started by
marrakeshman
(01.03.2007 6:38:53 AM EST)
just an example the "blind leading (or, in this case, "eating") the blind".
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
Oh, that's
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marrakeshman
(01.03.2007 6:38:08 AM EST)
just an example the "blind leading (or, in this case, "eating") the blind".
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
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".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
