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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/21/2006
 
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    Yeah, college is expensive (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
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    Hookers, pizza, beer, movies, beer, condoms, apartment, beer....

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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