"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
Grinding on the seat, it looks like the lady is consulting her Ouija board.
uhmm
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(04.02.2006 0:41:43 AM EST)
i taught Gene Simons everything he knows :)
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