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The Answering Machine

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 03/26/2008
 
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In the comments below tell me what you think was the last message he heard before dying. Here's my thought: Roger, this is Todd, Lingleha just found out about you and Michelle, he's on his way over there now with a gun.

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