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he really is just running down to your best friends house and has a fling with her every morning.
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started by
luvly1
(04.14.2006 2:01:15 AM EST)
he does his running on the lake front where are the girls are sun bathing.. just like my ex has done for the past 23 years.
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started by
roger
(04.14.2006 0:14:16 AM EST)
once around the mall with a women equals about 36 hours
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