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Artificial

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/02/2006
 
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I never thought of it that way.

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    thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.04.2006 8:37:16 PM EST)

    one way to look at it...

    uh (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.02.2006 7:58:02 AM EST)


    If she buys that line Pal,
    see if she has a sister.

    I can explain my thinning hair as I started out bald and it's just now starting to fill in rather nicely.

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