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#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
between a Hillbilly and a Redneck,
the number of dogs.
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