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Skip The Bedtime Story?

By: AnonymousPublished: 05/21/2006
 
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That should get him to sleep about as well as giving a hyperglycemic a cup of white sugar.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    started by somebunny
    (05.21.2006 10:10:02 AM EST)
    This reminds me of all the "big machines" books I use to read to my son.

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    One of his words were "pile driver"


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    after my own heart.
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