"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."Source: The New York Times, "Reporter's Notebook; Skipping Borders, Tripping Diction," David E. Sanger, May 28, 2002
Random Quote
"I do not take drugs - I am drugs." — Salvador Dali
Snapple Facts
#162 The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.
Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
One Liners
Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
Maps? Who the heck listens to the instructions anyway?
Oh and as for those seatbelt instructions.....don't get me started.....listen MORON, ifn you need instructions on how to clip and unclip your seatbelt, I don't think you should be travelling long distances to start with!
Ok I've finished now.
Great toon teej ^5
thought provoking......hehehe
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
