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Please Just Give Me The Ticket

By: luvly1Published: 07/08/2006
 
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You must be the same officer who's been stuck over in the uncensored section the past few days.

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    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.08.2006 8:26:18 PM EST)

    she's sitting in there
    with her skirt all hiked up.

    Yeah, right (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.08.2006 12:02:45 PM EST)

    Like women ever get tickets from male cops.

    Well, except maybe Girly, but she was driving so fast she would have gotten a ticket even if she was naked. ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    She could have (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (07.08.2006 9:38:44 AM EST)
    avoided the ticket ;-)

    Community service!

    Yep... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (07.08.2006 0:36:11 AM EST)
    The woman in uncensored toons check finally cleared.

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