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Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
Now just imagine
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started by
ajk454
(08.03.2006 5:17:53 AM EST)
the Duke walking into a Western bar and asking for a stiff one! "I'd like a stiff one, pilgrim"!
While the old west is the topic here..
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started by
luvly1
(08.03.2006 0:28:22 AM EST)
I was wondering...
if a man thinks of sex every 7 seconds, is that why 8 seconds is such a big deal in the rodeo?
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