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Running Ten Minutes Behind

By: luvly1Published: 08/23/2006
 
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It would have more like 20 to 30 minutes had she offered him a flat head.

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    started by bd2son
    (08.23.2006 10:09:00 AM EST)

    "Sorry love, I don't have any orange juice........"

    IMAGINATION minus 5½ . . . . . .

    hahahahaha cute! (0 replies)  
    started by babybear
    (08.23.2006 4:58:18 AM EST)


    I love these old British cartoon postcards.
    So naughty, so saucy!

    Nice one Luv!

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