"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." Source: The Boston Globe, Oct. 29, 2003
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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." — Dave Barry
Snapple Facts
#182 A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
Yo Mama ...
wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
One Liners
Q: Why don't bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: They can't stand bread!
To shop at Walmart. But it isn't a political statement, the place is just so damned crowded it's a friggin' zoo. And the quality of their clientele .........er, leaves a bit to be desired.
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