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"We are all here for the same reason: to love me." — Barry Manilow, to fans in Schenectady, New York
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#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
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