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Maybe I'll Have To Try This

By: luvly1Published: 11/07/2006
 
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Placing myself on the dinner table seems to work too, but I really don't match the water glasses too well.

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    If you were (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (11.07.2006 10:19:37 AM EST)

    on the dinner table who would be even looking at the water glasses. It'd be time to push everything off the table and . . . . .

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    Yeah, well (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.07.2006 9:40:18 AM EST)


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