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I Believe Him

By: luvly1Published: 09/28/2006
 
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If it's not related to food & sex, which go by other senses, they nearly fully lose the ability to hear.

Personal Disclaimer: I did say nearly.

I Believe Him

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    Hey (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.28.2006 9:25:36 AM EST)

    Where’s that psychologist’s left hand?
    I’ll be he’s playing with himself under the desk.

    If God (3 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.28.2006 4:14:41 AM EST)

    Intended for men to listen to women he wouldn't have invented baseball.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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