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The Stockings Were Hung By The Chimney With Care

By: luvly1Published: 12/16/2006
 
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    "Oh, my good (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (12.16.2006 12:58:05 PM EST)
    Lord, there's a transvestite amongst us!"

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    I'll betchya (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.16.2006 10:43:20 AM EST)

    Whoever owns the fishnets gets more than just her stocking stuffed this Christmas.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I see (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (12.16.2006 10:01:54 AM EST)
    that blasted none of the above has hung her fish nets too.

    I think Sister Mary Anita (2 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (12.16.2006 8:37:38 AM EST)
    got her stockings from Victoria's Secret.

    I see the Pope (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (12.16.2006 0:55:58 AM EST)

    hung his stocking up too.

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