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I thought it meant...
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apeman0817
(06.14.2007 3:32:33 PM EST)
you were just getting out of the shower at Sheriff Joe's tent city...
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Child proof caps!
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luvly1
(05.30.2007 8:05:14 AM EST)
Grrrrrrrrr.... I think they're the leading cause of arthritic hands.
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