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Yo Mama ...
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
The day after the NBA Championship and the start of the NFL season.
Cats out of the bag now
(1 reply)
started by
bigswifty
(05.31.2007 3:02:30 AM EST)
I wonder if he knows how to guarntee himself 10 minutes of silence during the game?
Good lord
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started by
luvly1
(05.31.2007 0:06:02 AM EST)
Grrr.. Do we really have to talk about that look right now?
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