"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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is so ugly when she was born they tinted her incubator.
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hell yeah, like getting his unemployment extended 6 more months.
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