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#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
yard done because it's cheaper than buying gas and the illegal guy needs the work. But, I'm the one who runs the Oreck in the house - I don't dust but I will vacuum, wash dishes, cook and do the laundry. The little woman gets a bigger paycheck so I ain't complaining.
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Chop chop!
(1 reply)
started by
luvly1
(08.23.2007 1:49:57 AM EST)
How many years will it take to a mow a lawn with that?
Enjoy your workout guys.
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