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I've been that, done there
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bd2son
(07.09.2008 1:02:03 PM EST)
I have 3, 4 or 5 exercise type devices in the house that were used for brief periods and are now collecting dust.
The good news is I don't spend my time sitting or standing on them while I watch the idiot box!
My shape is round - I like my shape!
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