"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!
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jeffgibb
(11.02.2000 11:02:13 AM EST)
to bad this sucks
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