Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
— Larry Miller, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
 
 


Lawyer

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/14/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Haven't you given it to us enough?

Lawyer

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Cartoons...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
every1 (0 replies)
started by paparoach1
(06.14.2001 3:09:10 PM EST)

under my post wrote this a year b4 me

We're going to infest

BitchSlappa (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.15.2000 2:43:21 AM EST)

So then he bitch slaps his ass and fucks his wife, (analy)

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

Weak... (0 replies)
started by SacredBlade
(06.14.2000 6:38:56 PM EST)

Enough with the 15 year old pictures!

Snooch

i think (0 replies)
started by daddyblackfoot
(06.14.2000 6:49:48 AM EST)

my ex- wife payed her lawyer off this way

daddyblackfoot

that is... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.14.2000 1:47:43 AM EST)

pathetic... it should have been a shrink or something... mayeb a priest. they pass around those damn baskets and expect u to fork over $$
it's highway robbery!

Oh, by the way... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.14.2000 1:24:23 AM EST)

...I'll be billing you $180/hr. for this!

;o)

not bad (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.14.2000 0:12:41 AM EST)

ok itsucked

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Technology For Country Folk
This one's for you Roger. ...
11.23.2009

Airport Security
Those box cutters are dangerous ...
11.21.2009

I Smell Trouble
This will go down in the history books ...
11.19.2009

Please Leave A Message.
Now, which call do you suppose he'll answer first? ...
11.17.2009

Rate This!

2.63 Goofballs of 5
19 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    This Is Something I Would Do...
    and I'd get about the same reaction too. Lol. ...
    11.23.2008

    I Had An Uncle Who Said He Was Going To Come Back As A Bicycle Seat...
    He used a unique cologne so I always check for it. ...
    11.22.2008

    Honesty In The Pageants...
    would be really refreshing. Lol. ...
    11.21.2008

    This Get My...
    mouth to waterin' already. ...
    11.20.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Men Sharing Emotions
    Yes. I know. That's another one of those contraditcions ...
    11.23.2007

    When Men Serve Thanksgiving Dinner
    Of course this is the edited version ...
    11.22.2007

    Airport X-Ray
    Don't you just hate it when this happens? ...
    11.21.2007

    Her New Do
    I think he likes it. ...
    11.20.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Mug Shots : Celebrities Under Arrest

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    The wheat that produces a one-pound loaf of bread requires two tons of water to grow.