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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers."
—Tom Watson, IBM 1949
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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It took 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
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