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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003

"I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003

 
 

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Marijuana Legalized at North Pole

By: ev3ry0n310v3513wPublished: 12/09/2004
 
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So that is the secret to how the Reindeer fly.

Marijuana Legalized at North Pole

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    Awww... don't burst my bubble (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (12.09.2004 11:34:42 PM EST)

    I always thought Santa was magic.. *grin*

    oh hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.09.2004 8:21:18 PM EST)

    leave santa alone..

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    If this were true Rudolph would have to stop every 15 minutes to graze.

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