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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
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Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
I don't get why she's pouting. Feed him some hot dogs & chips on paper plates & shop for how many months while he's perfectly entertained? Never look a gift horse in the mouth ladies!
I should get royalties from this cartoon series.
They stole my life.
Ahhhhhh
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tjshere
(09.16.2006 11:08:59 AM EST)
This is like a warm, sunny day in January.
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