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Married A Long Time

By: luvly1Published: 09/24/2005
 
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Of course us fems all knew he was going to say that.

Married A Long Time

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    No way (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.24.2005 2:08:59 PM EST)


    If that were true the divorce rate would be 100%.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Then why do you ask (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (09.24.2005 9:30:02 AM EST)

    so many questions!

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