"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work." — Eugene P. Gallagher
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#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".
Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
For not letting the guy put up a new roll-up door like he wanted and making him paint the garage floor red instead.
Had to be her idea. No straight man alive would paint his garage floor red.
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