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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 6:14:45 PM EST)
now thats funny
LOL
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.22.2001 4:11:16 PM EST)
THATS GREAT!
Thanks!
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started by
infinityplus11
(03.22.2001 2:55:52 PM EST)
I first saw this about 10 years ago, and I ran out of the copies I made of it. So thanks! These things come in handy!!
HEY MICKY
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started by
tupper
(10.31.2000 10:33:16 PM EST)
Me likey, me likey!
"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
- Chuckles the Clown, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Courthouse parking
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.28.2000 1:45:11 PM EST)
Why not make a bunch of copies and put them on cars in the lot. HEE HEE
first
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started by
statesman7
(08.28.2000 9:06:29 AM EST)
Guess I lucked out and got a first place
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