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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Mom's Toy Box

By: tjsherePublished: 06/05/2003
 
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I hope her folks do a better job of hiding dad's .357.

Mom's Toy Box

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    this is how (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.06.2003 4:59:14 AM EST)

    new dance crazes get started.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Toys for Twats? (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (06.05.2003 10:11:55 PM EST)

    Why is that all the neighbors tools end up in Mom's toy box?

    hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.05.2003 3:43:29 PM EST)

    now thats funny......^5

    She's growing up (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.05.2003 9:03:32 AM EST)

    But she still likes to play with Buzz and Woody.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Is this how ....... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.05.2003 8:45:07 AM EST)


    BDL got started?

    LMMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.05.2003 1:35:32 AM EST)


    Now that's funny.....

    ^5 TJ... this is great

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