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By: thecriticPublished: 08/21/2003
 
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It's not a goof girl or he'd be laying in the floor.

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    he looks french to me (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (08.21.2003 9:31:17 AM EST)

    lol at the critic.

    those goof girls really have a reputation dont they?

    just joking around girls


    I never forget a face, but in your case
    I'll be glad to make an exception.
    I think ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.21.2003 9:01:16 AM EST)


    with this one he's safe.
    She probably won't be offended.

    It's easy to tell (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.21.2003 2:40:51 AM EST)

    Is she sitting on the bar stool or just the pedestal?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Actually (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.21.2003 1:23:39 AM EST)


    She is TJ's maid and she's there to get completely and totally soused before having to go over to TJ's house.

    hahahahaha

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