"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statuesthat are in all the other museums." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
One Liners
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P
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