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By: acidintervalPublished: 12/14/2002
 
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My parents never let me play in thier room when I was a kid.

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    well just look at her (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.14.2002 12:54:18 PM EST)

    it's no wonder she needs buzz man. it would be better if the kid brought it to school for show and tell. "and this is the evil buzz man!!"


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    Sorry kids, I killed Santa..

    It has a strange smell though (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.14.2002 8:12:24 AM EST)

    just like dad's mustache

    Looks like... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.14.2002 7:40:44 AM EST)

    BVD as a small child, playing with his toys, in between closet lockings.

    Haha, this is great! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.14.2002 0:30:28 AM EST)

    With all the single moms we have today, he could make a whole army of evil buzz men.

    Excellent toon, Acid! Thanks.

    LMAO @ evil buzz man (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (12.14.2002 0:27:20 AM EST)


    Kids can come up with the right names for 'em, can't they?

    ^5 Acid

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