"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
By the way...
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seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:36:37 AM EST)
...I forgot to add this in my first message: GOOD ONE ROGER!
Very interesting
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started by
seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:35:06 AM EST)
...but I think she would be better off if she simply took a frog home with her, and caught a few flies to stick someplace or other.
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