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No Pick Up Line Required

By: rogerPublished: 06/07/2002
 
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    OMG! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (06.08.2002 0:17:15 AM EST)

    Who could top Pro-v's reply???

    It left speechless!

    weeee tongue action (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (06.07.2002 6:19:37 PM EST)

    well I'll be a bitch's man-whore.


    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    Killers are silent

    Is this bitch... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.07.2002 8:12:34 AM EST)

    ...a flight attendant on that Slut Airlines?

    LMAO @ Marvin

    Tongue Tied. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (06.07.2002 7:10:05 AM EST)

    I bet she wants her cat to get his tongue.

    I wouldnt want to operate any heavy machinery with that thing.

    LMAO at Marvin

    That's one long tongue (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.07.2002 2:39:52 AM EST)

    sounds like a Chinese name to me.

    By the way... (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (06.07.2002 1:36:37 AM EST)

    ...I forgot to add this in my first message: GOOD ONE ROGER!

    Very interesting (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (06.07.2002 1:35:06 AM EST)

    ...but I think she would be better off if she simply took a frog home with her, and caught a few flies to stick someplace or other.

    Short, bald and blind... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (06.07.2002 1:17:40 AM EST)


    ..but never alone on a Saturday nite.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Us old farts (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.07.2002 0:56:20 AM EST)

    Always pack ammunition. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Reminds me (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (06.07.2002 0:38:11 AM EST)


    of me.


    Just protecting my sheep

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