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Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an old Italian woman? A. About 50lbs and a black dress
By the way...
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seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:36:37 AM EST)
...I forgot to add this in my first message: GOOD ONE ROGER!
Very interesting
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started by
seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:35:06 AM EST)
...but I think she would be better off if she simply took a frog home with her, and caught a few flies to stick someplace or other.
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