"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
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Yo Mama ...
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
By the way...
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seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:36:37 AM EST)
...I forgot to add this in my first message: GOOD ONE ROGER!
Very interesting
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started by
seaweedy
(06.07.2002 1:35:06 AM EST)
...but I think she would be better off if she simply took a frog home with her, and caught a few flies to stick someplace or other.
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