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By: rogerPublished: 06/07/2002
 
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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: Is this bitch...
    By: thegrandpatron
    Date: 06.07.2002 8:12 AM EST

    ...a flight attendant on that Slut Airlines?

    LMAO @ Marvin

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.07.2002 8:12:34 AM EST)

    ...a flight attendant on that Slut Airlines?

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