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Not Wanted To Hear From The Shoe Salesmen

By: luvly1Published: 11/08/2007
 
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On the bright side though, he didn't suggest camel suede or doe skin.

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    started by vmax97
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    young man. Now tell me does it match her bra? luvly for your cute cartoon

    It's only kinky the first time! LOL

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