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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
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"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."
— Rev. Sydney Smith
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Snapple Facts |
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#37 A snail breathes through it's foot.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar!
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One Liners |
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Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A. One US leader.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
