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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
 
 

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Yo Mama ...
 
is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
 
 

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Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.
 
 



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