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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 0:01:07 AM EST)
never let a fat lady on top
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hughjass4u
(02.27.2001 4:08:02 PM EST)
that message was worse than you givin ur mom a ?"£$ *?&
you r all idiotic people and i resent anything your fat asses say thank you and good fart
Ali
Sucked
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hughjass4u
(02.27.2001 4:06:37 PM EST)
That sucked balls
you r all idiotic people and i resent anything your fat asses say thank you and good fart
Ali
ack
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deicide1488
(02.22.2001 9:26:08 AM EST)
i feel sorry for the guys who actualy like fat chicks like that irl huheheheh i got the chills just looking at that.
pot?
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freako
(11.20.2000 12:49:22 PM EST)
POT? of corse!
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