"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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...has to be the luckiest person around. Just when his deal was heating up, along comes Gary Condit. Then when Gary Condit's deal was heating up, along came September 11th.
...and I'm driving 55 mph in a 40 mph zone and get a ticket. When's my 15 minutes of fame?
...has to be the luckiest person around. Just when his deal was heating up, along comes Gary Condit. Then when Gary Condit's deal was heating up, along came September 11th.
...and I'm driving 55 mph in a 40 mph zone and get a ticket. When's my 15 minutes of fame?
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