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It's a good thing...
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apeman0817
(06.29.2007 6:29:55 PM EST)
Mona doesn't like wrestling, she can't see much with her face in his lap, anyway.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Mona might pick up some tips to use next time you have a major argument.
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