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Redneck Meals On Wheels

By: marvinPublished: 02/26/2002
 
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Is there such a thing as a redneck vegetarian and do they run their trucks through cornfields?

Redneck Meals On Wheels

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    The kids are estatic (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.27.2003 9:40:13 AM EST)


    first hot meal in months


    Just protecting my sheep
    i wonder..... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.01.2002 10:45:17 PM EST)

    what the wine list would look like.haha.good one marvin.

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    Drumsticks... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.26.2002 4:41:38 PM EST)

    for the youngins, tonight!

    Mama get (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.26.2002 2:32:54 PM EST)

    Real kill. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I've got an uncle (2 replies)
    started by meesha
    (02.26.2002 11:13:28 AM EST)

    who eats anything that moves - including road kill! He's made racoon enchiladas, elk burgers and opossum meatloaf. Wanna have dinner with him sometime?!?

    *meow*

    Beep beep (1 reply)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.26.2002 10:12:14 AM EST)


    Was that the neighbor's dog or cat? That determine's what sauce to use.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Marvin (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.26.2002 7:11:41 AM EST)


    It's called "Road Kill".
    ...and yes, they actually do eat it sometimes.

    Get the chilli's maw (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.26.2002 3:22:02 AM EST)

    we're having ginger cat for dinner tonight !

    Kiss my Ass !

    LMAO @ bumper sticker (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (02.26.2002 0:13:11 AM EST)

    This is great Marvin


    Just protecting my sheep

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