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Row Your Boat

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/01/2002
 
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or better yet, let her row it.

Row Your Boat

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    Hmmm, pervert....pervert.... (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.03.2002 0:38:08 AM EST)

    Says here....61 year old man who still likes pussy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Abandon ship? (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (12.01.2002 10:07:59 PM EST)

    It think he's a minute away from unleashing a torrent of white foamy whitecaps within the boat, too.

    I don't understand.... (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (12.01.2002 6:17:47 PM EST)

    why this is considered a perversion.
    Only if he's using binoculars or something.

    Air out (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (12.01.2002 6:03:02 PM EST)

    I bet she ice skates just as well.

    You say "Pervert" .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.01.2002 12:06:48 PM EST)

    like it's a bad thing.

    I love that name (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (12.01.2002 0:42:06 AM EST)


    Pervert.

    Been one all my life.

    yeah, that pervert (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (12.01.2002 0:08:39 AM EST)

    I'd make her row because I was lazy


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