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"In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots" — Mets broadcaster Ralph Kiner
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#81 Alaska has more caribou then people.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
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