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Side Effects

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/30/2006
 
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In the hospital they wake you up to give you one.

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (01.30.2006 10:16:50 AM EST)

    i'm laughing really hard because we've done this a few times in the ER.

    Oh, and here's your laxative (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.30.2006 9:19:53 AM EST)


    Be careful, it may cause......

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    That's true ... (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (01.30.2006 6:18:45 AM EST)

    did he also tell her not to drive or operate machinery when she's sleeping? Hahahaha!

    lmao @ the lead in (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (01.30.2006 0:19:40 AM EST)

    Oh.. How totally profound indeed.

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