"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
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"I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It'ssure hard to fold." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
One Liners
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it-we're closed.
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roger
(11.29.2002 2:19:03 AM EST)
This struck me as funny for some unknown reason.
^5 Rob
Shouldn't she...
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willi
(11.29.2002 1:59:57 AM EST)
be shaving his scalp? I distinctly heard her husband request a bald beaver.
hey...
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oxbrain
(11.29.2002 0:20:20 AM EST)
nothing we men like better than clean shaven pets...
don't forget the cat babe.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up but no channel 1.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
