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Suicide Attempt

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 08/01/2003
 
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Can't go to hell with bad breath now can we.

Suicide Attempt

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    hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.01.2003 4:45:00 PM EST)

    good one

    He could have used..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.01.2003 3:14:33 AM EST)

    A flavored condom.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.01.2003 0:30:59 AM EST)


    at making it taste good before you die.

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