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Tan Lines

By: luvly1Published: 07/26/2001
 
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This is the reason men shouldn't use tanning beds.

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    Oh thats why (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.31.2001 11:16:39 PM EST)

    I've got a stripe on my forehead!!LOL, I thought this was pretty funny, thanks Luv.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    False advertising? (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.26.2001 3:46:46 PM EST)


    Looks like the Viagra is affecting his hair.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.26.2001 10:47:59 AM EST)

    I wonder what his pecker looks like! Funny one, Ms Luvly.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    This happened to me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.26.2001 8:21:16 AM EST)

    This actually happened to me except I had two white spots on my legs where my Balls laid. Weird!

    No problem for me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2001 3:31:11 AM EST)

    Mine would never show above the jeans. Hahahaha.

    Nice one, luvly, this is funny. Keep `em coming, OK?


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    Just think .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.26.2001 2:41:59 AM EST)

    hisdick must be totally out of action, unless someone rubs cream into for him ! LOL

    Nice one Luvly


    Kiss My Ass !

    hahahahah (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (07.26.2001 0:34:56 AM EST)

    Good one, luvly1!

    *meow*

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