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#128 Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk.
Yo Mama ...
is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
One Liners
Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? A: Militia Etheridge.
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Don't you feel like
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And they should also wire it to activate every time he sits down to eat or sits down to........ well, you know....
Good one, SW! Hey, where you been?
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